This is my new life philosophy

It is no secret that I like to say "bitches".

Well, I just saw an item for sale by regretsy (which is where DIY meets WTF). I NEED this. If you, like me, plan 7 months ahead for all birthdays then you should go ahead and buy this for me today.

Namaste, Bitches - t-shirt on regretsy

Things I Need Where I Live

1. a good farmer's market
2. sushi (good sushi is implied)
3. reliable 3G coverage
4. a place to dance
5. an amazing wine list
6. a store that sells Boogas brand of cat food
7. Dunkin Donuts (seriously, if you open one, I will keep you in business)